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The Best Tits Don’t Need Any Support

the best titsWhat would you consider the best tits? I consider girls with real, firm, soft, perfect shape and proportioned size tits the best tits. These boob tits can stand on their own when girls are naked and still look amazing. Each time a girl bounces, it goes back to its perfect position and glides smoothly.

I have seen tits fall out and they look either as hard as a coconut or as saggy as an eggplant. It is not a pretty sight to see. They need all the support they can get to carry those massive boobs tits.

It is hard to find chicks with nice pair of racks because some girls can deceive you by using push-up bra or even silicon pads to make their boobs look bigger.

I dated a chick back in college who wore silicon pads and it was a big turn off when we started to make out and her silicon fell off my feet and I screamed like a girl. I thought it was a rat or something. Her parents woke up and turned on the lights on their front porch so I had to leave her. I was glad they did that because I don’t want to taste her tiny tits.
I also don’t like girls with fake boobs because they don’t have the same feel as the real the best titsthing. It is like squeezing on a stress ball. I had a colleague before who got all men in our department fantasizing about her. I was lucky to get assigned to help her in one project. We worked in property sales so we were asked to promote this new condominium together.

While waiting for the buyer, we were both bored and felt real horny so we started to make out. When her tits fall out, it was looking straight at me just like two giant eyeballs. That distracted me a lot and was not able to fuck her at all. I was glad that the buyer arrived in time so I don’t need to pretend I liked what I saw. I just hope I would be lucky someday to find the right girl with the right tits.

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Top Tits Got Me Topsy-Turvy

top titsI think that the best way to earn money is by making an auction of some of the best and hard to find stuff. Usually the people who go to an auction are those looking for rare stuff. Most of them are collectors that’s why they are willing to pay for more than the items worth just to add it to their collection.

Lately, my auction was slow because I don’t have any more items to sell. My friend and I were watching this movie about young girls with bid tits that gets auctioned out for a date with one of the guys in the crowd. My friend and I looked at each other and smiled. We have the same idea and that is to make our own bid tits of hot chicks too. I don’t think there isn’t anything wrong with auctioning out chicks as long as there’s no sex involved. Oh well, that’s what people think, but we can’t control what happens when these two horny toads go out on a date.

top titsWe screened in lots of chicks with fantastic tits. Damn! This is the best job ever. I get to see some of the top tits in Los Angeles and some even flew in from other states just to join in. I didn’t know girls loved to be auctioned. Of course, I only invited the hot bachelors in town since that’s what I agreed in with the girls.

The night of the auction for girls with top tits got me topsy-turvy. Fuck! The guys were going wild over the girls with fantastic tits and it was hard to control them. My friend even called up the police to help secure the order and peace in the auction room. Damn! I didn’t enjoy the night because I was busy protecting the chicks and awarding them to the right guys. Phew! I was glad to have a consolation prize with this hot babe that was late for the auction. I get to take her home that night and have a taste of her wonderful tits.

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Can’t Get Enough of Vanessa Del Rio’s Breasts Tits

breasts titsPorn is a part of every man’s puberty. This is the time that guys discover sex. But where do young dudes go to when they want to learn about it? Where else, but through porn. You can call porn every man’s handbook or guide to having sex since they don’t teach that in details in school.

It is also awkward to ask your parents about this that’s why my dad just decided to give me copies of porn when I turned 18. He told me I can get some tips on how to fuck a girl there. The first porn I got starred latina porn queen, Vanessa Del Rio. Damn! She is so lust worthy. Her tanned skin, long brown hair and incredible breasts tits would make any man horny for her. I have been a big fan of Vanessa the moment I first laid my eyes on her and her real breasts tits.

breasts titsI never liked the new pornstars because what they have are just tits and that is nothing compared to retro tits. The retro tits are real and these comes from girls in the 60s and 70s just like Vanessa. They were naturally gifted with big boobs and not just tits. The pornstars in the 80s and 90s most have fake boobs and that’s not that pretty at all. It also feels like two silicons crushing my cock when I tittyfuck a girl with fake tits. I still go for the natural feel.

I admit that I have learned a lot from the porn I have watched. Thanks to that, I always get praises from the girls I fuck and they always wanted more from me. Too bad I get bored easily and look for another chick hoping to find find a latina hottie like Vanessa. She is the embodiment of a real woman – gorgeous, feisty and authentic.

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3d Tits Almost Got Me Blinded

3d titsSometimes we just need to find a way to satisfy ourselves if we can’t have the real thing. I have been fantasizing of getting a hold of famous tits but that is like shooting stars in the sky. I know I won’t be able to get a taste of some of my fave famous tits like Scarlett Johansson, Elisha Cuthbert and Megan Fox, but I was able to find a way to replace them.

I am a realistic guy so I just admire those celebs, but I am contented into just fucking ordinary girls with medium tits. They are easy to handle and I can just use one hand on both of them which makes the other hand free to do more naughty stuff. Guys need sex so girls with medium tits is just fine for now because I need to survive.

But I am still on the lookout for something better and I was glad that I discovered 3d tits since that is the closest I can get into having chicks with amazing tits. Fuck! Those massive tits shake right in front of my eyes.

3d titsTo get the full effect, I use my 3d glasses when watching. I even reach out my arms and stick out my tongue thinking it was real. I am sure you would laugh once you see me doing that. This is better than watching porn because the girls there interact like they are just in front of me stripping off and doing all sorts of naughty stuff.

I get to have a date with different chicks every day with 3d tits. I didn’t know it was bad watching 3d all day and for several days. I just love the experience too much and made it a daily habit. Fuck! After a week of doing that, my eye doc said I got a severe eye strain and should give it a rest. Damn! Now I have to settle for ordinary girls again and have a weekly date with one 3d chick.

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Let Me Get A Taste of Hugh Tits

hugh titsEvery guy dreams of being Hugh Hefner because he has it all – fame, money, cool biz and hot chicks! He is not that good looking, but he is a genius for making a magazine that would make any man’s fantasy come true. Damn! I would exchange anything for a day to become Hugh. How I wish I was his son so I could take over his Playboy business when he retires and also have all the hugh tits I can get. I call them hugh tits because only the best boobs can be seen in Playboy magazine.

I have seen lots of tits in public and nothing compares to the playboy centerfolds. There are chicks with massive tits but it doesn’t look proportioned on the girl’s body. They look more of a pornstar, but the girls you can see in Playboy is a crossover of a model and a pornstar, which is what every guy looks for in a girl.

hugh titsThey are a mixture of classy and slutty. What a perfect combination. Each time I see amazing tits in public, it makes me want to grab it and lick it all over. It is like eating two giant kisses because it tastes so sweet. Playing with tits has been my fave foreplay because it turns me on big time seeing the nipples get hard each time I lick them. That’s why I prefer chicks who have big boobs so I got more to play with and this makes playing with tits more fun. I can put my cock between those massive tits and fuck it hard. Oh yes! The feeling is so fucking great each time I feel the twins squeeze my dick.

Seeing girls with amazing tits makes me sing Bruno Mars song: “I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad so I can get my hands on those Playboy playmates tits”.

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My horny wife’s bound tits

She entered the room quietly, and I was surprised to see her wrapped in a fluffy white towel, smiling at me. I was taking a quick shower that morning, getting ready for work, when my wife, Susan, suddenly had this naughty idea. She giggled as she noticed the surprise on my face. “Hey, this isn’t the first time. Do I look like I’m going to eat you?” Eat me. That’s the first thing she did.  She hanged her towel on the bar and knelt before me. She ate my dick until it was as hard as an iceberg. She stood up and soaped her body, her back into me. I watched her as she applied liquid soap all over her, and my naughty wife, knowing that I was watching her, inserted a finger into her cunt. She moaned as she finger-fucked herself, her other hand playing with her nipples. I watched her until she came, she was still shivering when grabbed her soapy tits and said, “Come here, you horny lady.” And I slid my hard dick into her slippery pussy. “Ooohhh,” she moaned as I fucked her from behind. Her hands were against the wall, and her body was slightly bent down. I never released my grip on her bound tits, and I was pulling her everytime I thrust my shaft into her. My wife’s cunt is still tight, even with all the fucking we’ve done. I guess I am the luckiest man in the world to have a wife with insatiable appetite for sex. I heard Susan screamed as she reached her second orgasm. “Oh, my god. Fuck me more!” See? After two orgasms, still she begged me for more.

I massaged her soapy tits and fucked her hungry cunt with my fingers. I knew that she was climaxing the third time when I felt her cunt vibrates. “I know you want more, so here’s more,” I said. She was on the floor and I shoved my big, throbbing dick into her slit. She was moaning and thrashing around the bathroom floor as I rocked my body hard on top of her, making sure that my thrusts were deep enough to penetrate every inch of her horny cunt. I exploded inside her hot pussy. We were both screaming with pleasure. I thought that Susan was finally satisfied for the day, but she said, “You know what, why don’t you call the office and tell them that you’re not going to work today. I want you to fuck me the whole day.”

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The search for the best tits

Andrew and I arrived half an hour late for the event. Honestly, we were both not sure with this, we did not know what this event was all about until we entered the hall. Our boss made us come here. He said that our company is this event’s sponsor. Andrew was puzzled about that fact. If our company was the one sponsoring this event, how come we never know a thing about the actual event? Still, we followed our boss’ orders and we went to this huge center. Inside was a typical gathering, until the program started. “Gentlemen, we would like to formally start the 2010 Annual Tits fall out!” a voiced radiated. That’s when I noticed that all the guests were male. The lights went out and a spotlight illuminated the stage. Topless ladies paraded on stage with their boob tits bouncing around. “Wow, this is one hell of an event!” Andrew exclaimed. I agreed by nodding.

I was speechless and my throat was beginning to dry out because of the lovely sight. The Tits Fall Out came out to be an annual search for the best tits. Never heard of the newbies of business like us, but after talking with some of the guests, I learned that this annual parade of the boob tits is very popular with the business crowd. Our company co-sponsors the event every year, along with the others. After the presentation of 26 candidates, (imagine 26 pairs of finely-sculpted live boobs) my dick was throbbing. The men were served dinner of clam chowder and broiled lobsters, and after the Q and A, the winner was announced. Contestant number eleven. She deserved to be the winner. Her tits were the best. The event ended with a dance number from the topless ladies. When I arrived home, I hurriedly unzipped my pants and jacked off for the lovely twenty-six.

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Gate crasher found top tits

“You better be ready rather than sorry,” this is what my friend, Mike, said before he hung up. He was telling me to bring some rubber for protection. We are gate crashing a high school party, and as college boys, we know that we are entitled to win some of the prettiest girls. The party is at Portia’s house. Portia is a senior, who used to date my friend Mike. They are still in good terms but Portia did not invite us. Mike only heard about the party from their common friend. We arrived at around eleven, the high school kids are making fun with themselves, playing around, but surprisingly, they are not drinking alcohol. “Disciplined kids,” I thought. There are couples making out at every nook, friends chatting with each other, some are playing baseball on Wii. Portia saw us, “Hey, college boys! Oh, Mike, Paul, gate crashers!” She teased. Portia is really pretty. She has a knock-out body, too, with fantastic tits and tight ass. She wrapped her arms into Mike’s waist, then she smiled at me, “You gotta meet my friend Jane.” She called her friend up, and it was the greatest thing Portia ever done. You will never call Jane ‘plain’. She is prettier than Portia, with dark brown hair, dark eyes, and full lips.

And if I called Portia’s boobs fantastic tits, well, Jane’s much better. She has what we call top tits. Her bid tits are perky but not overly large. She has the typical high school bid tits. Jane smiled at me, and I said hello. Mike and Portia disappeared into a room, and they left me with Jane. “You’re a college guy, huh? I love college boys. Major turn on,” she giggled. She wrapped her arms into my neck and kissed me on the cheek. Before I have fully absorbed what happened, she was kissing me full in the lips. The next thing I know was we were at a room, fully naked, and this fantastic high school girl was fucking my brains off. I thanked Mike for the reminder about the rubbers the day after.

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Not only the breasts tits

Hilary loves everything Bohemian. She wears Boho dresses, those dresses with oversized sleeves and flowing hems. Her hair is long with what she calls ‘mermaid curls’. You will not see her almost perfect figure if you just look at her wearing unflattering clothes. You will only realize that she is so sexy when you see her naked. And I’m lucky enough to see her naked every time. I tease her about that. About how the guys will ogle at her if she only wears stuff that flatters her figure. “And what? Let them see as just tits and not as the girl I am?” She is right, though. Guys used to see girls as ‘just tits’, walking breasts tits that they should pick up off the road. I am suddenly thankful that my girl does not like flaunting her retro tits around. I am happy that I am the first man in her life, that I am the one who popped her cherry a year ago.

A year ago. So, it has been a year since we fell in love with each other. A year since we made out at the back of her truck and she flashed her retro tits on me. It was 4th of July and we were celebrating with our friends. She said she wanted to talk to me, and we headed for her truck at the parking lot. There, she blurted out that she was falling in love with me, and I admitted that I have loved her the first time I saw her. We kissed passionately and started stripping our clothes off. Her tits are so perfect, not too big and not flat, either. I remember how she shivered with my every experienced touch, how she curved her back when I gently rubbed her virgin clit. “I’m a virgin,” she whispered that time. Boy, I was flattered. The love of my life was willing to give herself to me. I remembered how she cried the first time I entered her. She was a bit hurt; blame my thick rod for that. But the sex got better and better. Hilary and I have grown together in terms of sex. In fact, Hilary has become a Bohemian sex goddess for me.

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I Saw You Naked on 3D Tits

“It is really she. The one on this months’ issue!” my friend Alex called me. “I can’t be mistaken. It is Fiona. One look in her face and I know that it is Fiona! You must see this one!” He was talking about the latest issue of 3D Tits. Alex said that my ex-girlfriend Fiona is the cover girl for this month’s issue. The magazine is well-known for printing 3-dimensional photos of naked women. It was the one who began that trend. I rushed to the nearest drugstore and went straight to the magazine section. There she is! The girl I dumped a couple of months ago. Fiona. Right there at the cover, showing her medium tits that almost looked real because of the 3d technology. I dumped her for a college girl with more famous tits. I thought I will be happy if I get to have a girlfriend with larger boobs. But, what goes around comes around.

The college girl dumped me for a jock, four days after we officially dated and left me empty-handed. And when I saw Fiona, all I felt was regret. She’s amazing, really. Not just in bed, but also as a person. My friend Alex told me what a dick I am after dumping Fiona. I looked at her picture at the cover. The same old Fiona, but I noticed her medium tits got bigger. Is it just the 3d stuff or did she had a surgery? I suddenly felt an urge to call her, ask her these things, but then again, I know I have no rights to ask her anything. It is me who hurt her, who dumped her. What will she think? That I only called her because she now has published famous tits? Oh, yes, I am a dick. A dick that will never lay a hand on Fiona again.

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